This one time when I was in primary school my teacher asked the class if anyone had done anything exciting over the weekend. I raised my hand ecstatically and reported that I’d been to New York. Nope. I’d been to York (as in the oldy-woldy city in England). MASSIVE difference.
This was about two months after I started a new school and I think it gave me a fucking weird reputation for a while.
situatedoverthere asked: Your text post is really touching, you /should/ be so proud of yourself! Well done you! X
asdfghjkl, I wasn’t expecting anyone to actually read that! Thank you so much! :D xx
Anonymous asked: would you ever date a girl? ;)
Of course I would :) depends who though! x